February 2012
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
January 2012
“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
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That awkward moment when you gently throw your...
most-awkward-moments:
Killed a cat? Must be a Nokia.
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
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“I was thinking how nothing lasts, and what a shame that is.”
– Benjamin Button (via coffeeislovely)
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...”
– Benjamin Button (via coffeeislovely)
“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same,...”
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via adamho)
December 2011
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
