December 2011
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
student: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: no there are kids in africa
student: what
teacher: africa
my sister really, really hates when Christmas...
victoryjobs:
so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on it
merry...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
spider: hey me: spider: me: spider: me: spider: me: spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
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